My biggest regret ever is getting high and running around downtown Toronto naked. My friend convinced me that my 21st birthday needed to be wild. She took me to a strip club where we got high on acid and ecstasy and I gave a blow job to a male stripper. After that I was so high that I got naked and ran around downtown Toronto naked. I spent my birthday in a holding cell at the police station.
[Female, 21]
Why the fuck would you regret this? Best 21st birthday ever.