Or drop some more drug related questions in the ask box!
WHY DOES THIS BLOG HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS STILL!
- imperialscumbag.tumblr.com
#wrrrry
catladytits asked: i make dmt
I feel like there was a conversation previous to this. But I digress,
I make bitches cum.
chanceofsunshine asked: your tumblr is great! would you mind checking mine out? :)
Your blog is neat.
actlikealadythinklikeaboss-xo asked: I love your fucking blogggg.
This is old I’m sure because we don’t even update that shit anymore.
Anonymous asked: Where can I get E in Toronto?
Drug dealers.
quietmisunderstandings asked: rabbit ethusiast..?
Small furry creature enthusiasts.
Anonymous asked: how do you even get drugs? i'm in high school. i feel like if i want some i have to be really good friends with someone who does it (weed for example). i'm kind of embarrassed to ask just anyone if they know a dealer. and most people say they don't have one, they just get it from friends.
Just ask. People sell drugs to make money. They WANT to sell you drugs.
We’re watching Slumdog Millionaire and Paper Planes is playing.
I can deal with this.
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I just sent this to my mom over Skype because it reminded me of her. She even texts like that.
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Sir David Attenborough vs. a food addict from Intervention
I think we all know that Sir David would win using the power of nature.
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I see nothing wrong with this as long as I can have an equally high-tech vibrator that does all the work for me.
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My biggest regret ever is getting high and running around downtown Toronto naked. My friend convinced me that my 21st birthday needed to be wild. She took me to a strip club where we got high on acid and ecstasy and I gave a blow job to a male stripper. After that I was so high that I got naked and ran around downtown Toronto naked. I spent my birthday in a holding cell at the police station.
[Female, 21]
Why the fuck would you regret this? Best 21st birthday ever.
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“(330): I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.” — TXTS FRM LST NGHT
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