Or drop some more drug related questions in the ask box!

WHY DOES THIS BLOG HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS STILL!

- imperialscumbag.tumblr.com
#wrrrry

I feel like there was a conversation previous to this. But I digress,

I make bitches cum.

Your blog is neat.

This is old I’m sure because we don’t even update that shit anymore.

Drug dealers.

Small furry creature enthusiasts.

Just ask. People sell drugs to make money. They WANT to sell you drugs.

We’re watching Slumdog Millionaire and Paper Planes is playing.

I can deal with this.

I just sent this to my mom over Skype because it reminded me of her. She even texts like that.

Sir David Attenborough vs. a food addict from Intervention

I think we all know that Sir David would win using the power of nature.

I see nothing wrong with this as long as I can have an equally high-tech vibrator that does all the work for me.

mybiggestregretever:

My biggest regret ever is getting high and running around downtown Toronto naked.  My friend convinced me that my 21st birthday needed to be wild.  She took me to a strip club where we got high on acid and ecstasy and I gave a blow job to a male stripper.  After that I was so high that I got naked and ran around downtown Toronto naked.  I spent my birthday in a holding cell at the police station.

[Female, 21]

Why the fuck would you regret this? Best 21st birthday ever.